"Squirrels and birds sense your sadness, and call an important conference in a tall tree." ––Haffiz

a strange conundrum

Posted: August 6th, 2009 | Author: Cary | Filed under: prose | 1 Comment »

it’s strange to me… how i’ve spent the entirety of the last two years trying to build a whole new set of friends (at which i’ve been quite successful actually,) but still, at the end of the day, despite the rather large number of local visitors that peruse this website every day, i spend most of my evenings by myself wishing i had some folks to talk to.

i promise you — i’m much more interesting in person.


hahahah! my ‘love’ horoscope for today

Posted: August 4th, 2009 | Author: Cary | Filed under: Uncategorized | 3 Comments »

“Your single status could be the result of unrealistic standards when it comes to romance. Instead of searching for a supermodel with a heart of gold and the brain of a genius, maybe you should broaden your search to a human who thinks you have a cute smile.”


little beauregard teemer

Posted: August 2nd, 2009 | Author: Cary | Filed under: Uncategorized | 1 Comment »

Beauregard Teemer - King of the World